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This is going to sound super weird but I’ve always loved cacti, and I’ve always wanted one, and today I got a cactus from Lowes for 5 bucks. I have never been happier and I am way too attached to this thing. My cactus is my best bud, cactuscactuscactus

I never thought that you and I would ever meet again

I’m so confused I don’t know what to feel

Should I throw my arms around you or kill you for real?

I worked so hard to put the past to rest

Where do we begin now that you’re back from the dead?

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I thought this was an artistic depiction of sperm swimming toward the palace of the egg

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the-listening:

ok so we all know sebastian has pretty great legs right i mean look at em

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incredible

but can we please take a moment and just appreciate

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how glorious

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and peRFECT

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his thighs are in tHE WINTER SOLDIER

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SOMEONE CALL LIFE ALERT

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Benedict Cumberbatch is in August of Osage County???? As someone who isn’t really a fan of him, this was a shock

harteus:

garden party @ majestät’s place yooo

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A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

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10knotes:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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The person I reblogged this from tagged it as “Huevos” and I almost pissed my pants

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We’re not a couple but we’re
coupled aren’t we? Like vodka
and orange; like spring and hope.
You make generalizations and
mean not to include me as if
there is everyone and then there’s
us; like I’m the voice in your head
and not a real living person on
the phone. I don’t even think you
notice - I got offended the first
time you said you weren’t close
to anyone until I realized I’m not
just anyone to you. The reason
I’m bringing this up is that I think
you’ve forgotten about my
realness and the freedom I have
to walk away and the fact that I
don’t. You think you’re too boring
or too sad or not enough of
something for someone worthwhile
to want to be with you. Well poor,
poor me for being forced to talk
to you every night. You are a giant
fool if you think I hang around for
any other reason than because I
like who you are. Baby, you’ve got
things I can’t find anywhere else
and it’s not like I haven’t looked.
You are equal parts ridiculous and
precious (but I shouldn’t start
listing the things that you are or
we’ll be here all night). The reason
you’re single is because right now
it’s time for you to be single. That’s
it. If you weren’t worth being with I
wouldn’t be with you either.
anne, letter to my single best friend (via anneisrestless)

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